In today's world, One can have a successful career only by the following means:
Lets call the aam junta as the prey and the boss as the predator, just for the sake of simplicity. ;-P
Scenario 1> Prey is a guy, Predator is a guy
In this case, the prey can be a successful guy, only when either of the following two conditions are met.
A> The predator is Straight and the prey is a guy with sources, and can make arrangements for the well being of predator's health.(Figuratively!)
B> The predator is a Gay and the prey is ready to compromise his ass.(Literally!)
Scenario 2> Prey is a guy, Predator is a girl
In this case also, the prey must fulfill either of the following two conditions.
A> The prey is ready to do grocery shopping and baby-sitting for the predator.
B> The prey is ready to compromise and satisfy the predator's needs.(Figuratively, again!)
Scenario 3> Prey is a girl, Predator is a girl
Again, the prey has to fulfill either of the two conditions.
A> Slog your ass off at work.
B> Pray that the predator is a Lesbian.
Scenario 4> Prey is a girl, Predator is a guy
No conditions required. The prey is bound to succeed.
Even if the prey is unwilling to compromise and sleep with the predator, all that prey has to do is to smile and bend a little!
Disclaimer: The above post is meant in good humour. No offence. Although, if you have faced a similar situation, you're welcome to share the experiences.
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