Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Christmas !

This is how Christmas should be celebrated !

23rd Dec.

Fly off to another city after work, to be with your friends.
Friend comes to the airport to pick you up.
She comes along with your friend, that late in the night, just to surprise you and see your kiddish excitement.
Totally priceless.

She forces her way, to make you stay at her place.
Catching up on old times over Maggi and Coke.
Dozing off at 4 in the morning, only to get up at 5 and welcome another friend.
Its just re-living college days all over again.


24th Dec.

Spending the day roaming around the city and doing all sorts of crazy things.
Sleeping like dead in the day, Eating like you are hungry since ages, Drinking like there is no tomorrow.
Life would have been so sad without chicks and chicken.


25th Dec.

1st Day, 1st Show of a new age movie with 7 school friends. Loved it to the core.
2 more friends joining you from another city.
Awesome lunch at a Classic restaurant.
Playing cricket after almost half a decade.

Back to home, changing and hitting the road again.
This time to a classy disc.
Live band, Carol singing, Karaoke and lovely friends.


26th Dec.

Late night parties do take a toll and you end up getting up late.
Off to a scenic beach some 200 kms away.
Para-sailing, Jet skiing, Horse riding... One has a lot of options.
Still, playing with a ball on the sea is different fun altogether.
Playing cards while returning, singing to the music and non-stop bantering.
Fun is an understatement.

Late starts mean late returns.
You reach back home just in time for the celebrations.


27th Dec. 00:01

Her Birthday.
Gang of 10. Mouth watering chocolate cake. Plenty to drink. Lots to munch.
A beautiful face waiting to be smeared with all that.
And Birthday bumps.
No one gets spared. Ever. Even if the victim is a she.
Wholesome meal, and some more cards later, you end up sleeping where you are sitting.

Last day. No plans. No deadlines.
People misuse the freedom. Everyone gets up when, and if, they want.
Some sweets and tea later, its time for the Treat.

Lovely afternoon, Beautiful restaurant and Great food.
People don't eat, they hog in treats.
After the incredible meal,
    some prefer a walk,
    some want shopping, and
    some just want to catch up on some sleep.

Evening time and slowly people start to go back to their places, their cities.

Once everyone has moved out, you suddenly realize that Silence is not a virtue anymore.
You go to the complex garden with her. Ride on the swing. Feel nostalgic. Remember those childhood days.
Catch up on everything that's been happening in your respective lives and suddenly start feeling that being single sucks.
Wish you could change certain things in your life. But you can't. That's how life goes.

Go out for a walk, grab some pizza and coke for dinner, come back home and sleep early.


28th Dec. 04:30

You got to leave at this unearthly hour to catch the 1st flight back.
Not because you want to work that badly but because your Dad won't pay for your extravaganzas.
Feels terrible to leave. Some feelings are beyond words to express.

Back to the same rigor of life.
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Not everyone is lucky enough to experience the adventures above. But, that's how it goes.

Belated Christmas wishes to all my friends.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Agitated...

I feel extremely distraught-ed, disturbed and not at all at peace...
Wonder what exactly is the reason for this feeling ??

1. I've cold.
2. I'm down with fever.
3. My best friend is in trouble and I'm so helpless. All I can do is pray & just hope for the best.
4. I lied to someone who means the world to me. Wish I could help.
5. My love is joining another office in another city. Would hardly get to see her anymore.
6. Haven't seen a movie in ages.
7. Haven't been to that Coffee house in like 2months & 7days.
8. Haven't held that hand in like forever...

May be just too many things happening at the same time.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Naked Truth

In today's world, One can have a successful career only by the following means:

Lets call the aam junta as the prey and the boss as the predator, just for the sake of simplicity. ;-P

Scenario 1> Prey is a guy, Predator is a guy

In this case, the prey can be a successful guy, only when either of the following two conditions are met.
A> The predator is Straight and the prey is a guy with sources, and can make arrangements for the well being of predator's health.(Figuratively!)
B> The predator is a Gay and the prey is ready to compromise his ass.(Literally!)



Scenario 2> Prey is a guy, Predator is a girl

In this case also, the prey must fulfill either of the following two conditions.
A> The prey is ready to do grocery shopping and baby-sitting for the predator.
B> The prey is ready to compromise and satisfy the predator's needs.(Figuratively, again!)


Scenario 3> Prey is a girl, Predator is a girl

Again, the prey has to fulfill either of the two conditions.
A> Slog your ass off at work.
B> Pray that the predator is a Lesbian.



Scenario 4> Prey is a girl, Predator is a guy

No conditions required. The prey is bound to succeed.
Even if the prey is unwilling to compromise and sleep with the predator, all that prey has to do is to smile and bend a little!



Disclaimer: The above post is meant in good humour. No offence. Although, if you have faced a similar situation, you're welcome to share the experiences.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Ramblings...

I used to have a good friend. 
A friend who I've never met. Just exchanged snaps & stayed in touch on chat and phone.
Still, we both confided a lot in each other.

So, today morning, on my way to work, I happen to cross her office and I thought I saw her getting in.
Unable to hide my childish excitement, I rushed to ping her.

Hi! Were you entering your office building at 11 today ?

Yes. But why are you keeping a watch on me ??

********************************* (silence for life)


And such goes life.....

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 I used to have a wonderful friend. We used to spend a lot of time with each other.
Occasional breakfasts, few lunches, lots of movies and shopping excursions, innumerable coffees and some dinners.
One day changed all. But that story for another day.

I used to pester her a lot into teaching me an art.
She is exceptional in that.
Anyways, the teaching & learning never happened.

Heard her literally pleading to a guy about helping him learn the arts.
And I thought I was the friend !


And such goes life....

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 On my way back home, saw a lady driving a C class Merc.
I detest girls driving Mercs & BMW's, not because that I don't own one, but because its least feminine.
Anyways, we were both caught up at the same signal. So, I thought of some harmless bantering.

I asked her, 'Your husband's car ?'
Pat comes the reply, 'No, its mine. Can't I own a Merc ?'

I then asked her, 'Whom did you sleep with ?'
She gave me a dirty stare.

And just when we were about to go different paths,
she replies, 'My manager.'   !!!???!!!


And such goes life.....